Quest for A Pie^Dw

Oh my, a dwarf! Look at your gut, why you’d put the ogres to shame! I think you’ll be one satisfied customer once you try my pies! There’ll be plenty of time for stuffin’ your belly with delicious pies during Pie Week, lasts a week you know! Sometimes longer if the going’s good! I’ll make you a deal… you deliver this pie to my dear ol’ aunt Miggins in Reikland and I’ll bake you a delicious golden pie… that’s right… golden!

Get a pie, give it to Mrs. Miggins. Or don’t because you’re a greedy dwarf. Instead check to see if there’s any gold inside the pie. If there is, of course you’d find gold with that dwarfen instinct of yours. If there isn’t, well maybe you can trade that foolish flatlander merchant Felgrin Goldbelt for some beer.