Quest for A Pie^DE

Oh an elf! I told Hilfred we ain’t in the Empire anymore given how cold it is and now you’re living proof! These Kislevite lands ain’t doing your complexion any favors, but all you lady elves are pretty in your own way, never seen a male elf though… Oh listen to me rambling on… don’t you fret, you look healthy. Tell you what, how about you have one of my pies, that’ll put a shine on your cheeks! Bring out the rose color like your mother always wanted! Why look at you blush! I just knew a touch of motherly love is what you needed!

Harpies are more pleasant to listen to than Hildred Rumbleberry. If it wasn’t for those confounded ogres you’d slit her throat, but absent that you’ll show her the meaning of her insults. Stab her pie and steal her serving platter, which rightfully belongs to you given the insults. See what she has to say after that!