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We’z cook everyfing - ratters, snotties, dead pigz - everyfing but a flya! If da bosses saw me cook dat den I’s da next ‘un in da pot! Ain’t no git wif a brain gonna cook dat, not even da shroom-brained gobbos. Maybe dem spida worshippas, dey is crazy and fink Mork ‘as eight eyes.

Mixa Zegrub won’t cook up your baby wyvern out of fear of punishment from the orc warbosses, who use the wyverns as mounts. He suggests you try and pawn off your meaty morsel to a goblin with less heed for the rules of the orcs.