It Ain’t Bad in Da Gudlands

Dat pig sure wuz more interestin’ dan you and yer rat bomb. Get dat fing away from me! Youse wanna blow me up to bits?! I ain’t ‘un dat likes bein’ in bits! Go an’ blow dem stunties up! Dey’s love to be in lotsa small red an’ meaty bits! Dey is attackin’ our rock lobba’s at da top o’ da hill cuz… well I dun’t know why cuz we ain’t shootin’ anyfing lately… Anyway, youse leave dat bomb dere and blow em up to bits when dey charge up da hill. Dey won’t like dat. Den youse go to dem stunty houses and wait for dem stunties. Hide in da buildings and when dey comes by you jump out and yell WAAAGH!!! You slap dem so hard yer bloody hand best leave a handprint on dere backs!

Join the battle in the Badlands and repel the dwarfen foray to reclaim lost relics in the mining town of Karagaz. Mine the hilltop of the Goblin Artillery Range as the dwarfen host approaches it and then prepare an ambush at Karagaz for the dwarfen host that arrives there.