The Spore Doesn’t Fall Far From…

Oi |c, youse know my name is Slimetoes? Youse know da boss o’ da squig herders is Slimefoot? Don’t ya fink dat’s odd? I ain’t no squig herder but meybe I shuld be. Meybe Slimefoot is where I came frome, or meybe… meybe I’s where Slimefoot came from! Wut came first, da foot or da toes? Wen youse put on yer boots da toes is first! I’s such a cleaver git! Time for Slimefoot to show ‘is respekt!

You have been given the somewhat odd task of going to Vargit Slimefoot, the Masta Squig Herder, and on behalf of Frork Slimetoes demanding that Vargit Slimefoot pay respect to his father or spore-source or whatever greenskin society hasn’t decided yet to call it, the vernacular is somewhat vague on parentage. This however is not how greenskin society operates or how respect is earned, so prepare for a curt reply.