Soiled Air Iffy!

Gobbos, Runts, Maggots! Lend me yer ears! Dem orcs is tryin’ to opp… oppre… press us into da dirt! Ain’t a day go by dat we’z don’t get a boot to da back or a fist on da ‘ead! Wut’re takin’ dis for?! We’z workin’ like stunty and humie slaves in da Stunty Diggin’ Pit and dem taskmastas whip us wen dey sez ‘ello! Well I fink it’s time we sez ‘ello back! Wen we see’z dem orcs we show dem dis green hand, dat is our sign! Together we’z strong! Gobbos o’ da world unite!

The Green Union Boss pulls you aside and gives you a slop-bucket of what appears to be green slime. Before you can react he dips your hand in it and welcomes you to the Green Union. He then tells you to go to the Stunty Diggin’ Pit and dip the hands of the goblins working there in the slime to mark their support, and as a parting gift to slap Grottnik on the back with your hand covered in slime so that he is marked and can’t quell the rebellion he’s part of.