The Once ‘n’ Future Git

Oi! Come ‘ere |c, I’s got sumfing important for ya. Meybe youse ‘eard some of da gits callin’ me da Wanderer. Well’s Spleenrippa is tired and wants to rest a long spell so I’s gotta put da wanderin’ on hold. Youse see Mork tells me dat I’s gotta find da Once ‘n’ Future git, da one git to unite all da greenskins and crush dem maggot races into dust. Seein’ as how I’m not gunna wander for a bit and I’s still got a git to find, youse gunna do da wanderin’ for me. Mork sez to me wen youse pop yer ugly mug in da door dat yer da maggot wots gonna help me find da Once ‘n’ Future git. Wut ya gotta do is simple. Go where da Bloody Sun Boyz go and go to da different tribes dat follow dem. I needs da shroomies from dem tribes cuz da Once ‘n’ Future git is a shroom today, and tomorrow ‘e’s gonna rule da world. Only I’s can see which shroomie it can be. So you go get a buncha shroomies, all different kinds and bring dem back to me. Da bestest shrooms possible. Where to start? Go ask da git Wolftoof in da Deeps.

You pursue something greater than you can imagine. The one git to unify all the greenskin tribes and conquer the world. But first you must know where it’s best to start. Wurrzag said that Wolftoof of the Howlerz tribe could help you in this matter.