It Ain’t Easy Bein’ A Runt

Psst! Down ‘ere boss! Fank you fer not steppin’ on me! It ain’t easy bein’ a runt, dem udda gits ain’t lookin’ where dey’s goin’ and I always gotta dodge dere feets. Not only dat but dey won’t give me a choppa or stabba to fight. Dey sez it’s a waste o’ a gud weapon on a runt like me. I’s want to fight! I’s a gud git and Mork’ll help me! But wifout a weapon hows I s’posed to fight? Da orcs call me an ankle-biter, but dat’s no way to fight eitha! Please boss, can youse help me get a weapon I’s got some shinies I can trade ya.

Ikspit da Runt has asked you to help him get a weapon from the goblin smith at the other end of Da Deeps. Go to Masta Smitha Glix and try to purchase a weapon.