All Talk, No Aktion

All da boyz is nuffing but runts and maggots. Dey’s all afraid of Borgut Facebeater, sez dat ‘e’s da toughtest fighta in Eight Peaks. Borgut ‘imself let dis go to ‘is ‘ead and ‘e sez da dere ain’t no git worf ‘is time to fight. I sez dat Borgut’s all talk and no aktion! ‘E’s afraid of a real fight so ‘e sez ‘e’s da best and da udda runts is afraid so dey believe ‘im. Well I sez Borgut ain’t worf da gas dat comes out dem squigs! Meybe ‘e ain’t got da choppas to fight and dat’s why ‘e’s stayin’ outta da fight. Well youse gunna take dese two choppas an’ stab em in da ground in front of Borgut so ‘e gets da invitation.

Urk da Stuntystompa is calling out Borgut Facebeater, the so-called Great Bashin’ Pit champion who no one actually remembers ever seeing fight in the Great Bashin’ Pit. Go to Borgut Facebeater and stick into the ground the two choppas Urk da Stuntystompa gave you as an official challenge.